"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
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WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO BOYS WITH MESSY HAIR WHO LOOK LIKE THEY HAVENT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS
my motto is don’t dress to impress, dress to intimidate. dress to make ppl admire and envy you so much that it literally scares them.
If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.
things i’m fucking stellar at:
- having really bad posture
- wishing i was rich
- never hanging up my clothes
what is it called when u kill a friend
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside